Heffron, watch the goddamn line.

★ maddie | 16 | human | nerdfighter ★
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metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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five o’clock, get a call to go blading
at the skate park down by the mall
but my mom says i gotta prevent some aliens
from annihilating us all

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#I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHOW OH MY

If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and signature Pokémon

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#omgg

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#natalie dormer #please #you're so attractive

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#pavel chekov #star trek

europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL

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#SEE #FUCKING SEEE #I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE #JESUS FUCK

Happy birthday Joseph Thaddeus Liebgott! (May 17, 1915 - June 28, 1992)

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#WAIT DID I MISS THIS? #THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT CHECKING TAGS REGULARLY #bob

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#bob

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